There are two things in life I will never be: a self-styled electro gurl indie hip hop/pop star, and a brilliant Torah scholar.

So in light of that, this week’s Torah portion is stolen from our friends at G-dcast. The narrator is Hesta Prynn, and if you don’t know who that is, then clearly you don’t live in NY. Watch and learn.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhZoihnMII0