This is a pug-in-a-bun, a common midwestern dish.
Nah, just kidding. But seriously, dog (of any kid) isn’t kosher. No split hoofs and no cud chewing.
Cute Animals You Can’t Eat: Kittens!
Google “animal sandwich” and the craziest things come up, including this picture of poor Timothy The Cat* between two pieces of white bread.
It should go without say, but please, don’t eat a kitten! They aren’t kosher, and besides, people who hurt cats always turn out to be psychos anyway.
*I don’t know this cat’s name, but he looks like a Timothy to me! This photo courtesy of The L Magazine.