This week’s Torah portion is Bo, but we also reference last week’s va’eira, because we are talking about the plagues of Egypt. Really, this is all about Chuck Norris and Abe Lincoln having a rap battle.
Chuck Norris
Mashup: Lech Lecha, Creepy Bible Videos, Chuck Norris, American Beauty
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People complain that our society is going totally ADD, especially when it comes to education. Who knows? Maybe this video is too long. Maybe it would be better if the story of Abraham and Sarah were just a crummy iMovie trailer…
So that’s cool, but you haven’t learned anything. So let’s do this in short chapters.
God then told Abram to leave his country and his father’s house for a land that He would show him, promising to make of him a great nation, bless him, make his name great, bless those who blessed him, and curse those who cursed him. That land of course is Canaan, AKA Israel. I wonder if Abraham’s vision came to him like this Israeli tourism video?
There was a severe famine in the land of Canaan, so that [Read more…] about Mashup: Lech Lecha, Creepy Bible Videos, Chuck Norris, American Beauty