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“For Every Rabbinical Will, There is a Halachkic Way”

In a world where for every rabbinical will, there is a halachkic way, what do we do to answer questions about that which is new? Where do we find the rulings that allows one to live life in the real, current world? In the following ideas I wish to illuminate one path.

In size and scope, as well as organization, Maimonides’ Mishneh Torah ranks among the greatest and most innovative Jewish legal texts of all time. In its day, it was ground-breaking for its novel system of codifying halakhah. In the more than 800 years since its composition, it remains matchless in its “lucidity and breadth”. By his own account, Maimonides invested ten years of incessant drafting, revising, and editing in this work.

The idyllic world of the Mishnah, however, is not a world of uniformity; far from it. The vast majority of passages in the Mishnah contains a dispute between different rabbinic sages. When does one begin the morning prayers? How does one constitute a Jewish marriage? How much drawn water invalidates a ritual bath? On all of these issues and on thousands of similar issues, the Mishnah includes various opinions. The trouble we have today is that the modern world, the world of technology and tolerance, has yet to see its Maimonides. We don’t have an updated Mishneh Torah. So what do we do? Let’s look closer at what one can do with the law.

Let us work toward the idea that instead of using the law to isolate, we can find ways in the law to make society more open and more tolerant. Where the law is intolerant, let us find justifications for how it can be changed. This leads to questions we must ask about Mishnah. Why are the opinions of the minority included with the opinions of the majority even though the law is not like them? This may be so that a later court can examine their words and might also rely upon them. (Mishnah Eduyot 1:3).

While one could determine law based upon the Mishnah, its intention was to train the sages in thinking through the legal issues that inform the halakhah. Similarly in history each sage, according to his own potential, would write notes for himself of what he heard regarding the explanation of the Torah, its laws, and the new concepts that were deduced in each generation concerning laws that were not communicated by the oral tradition. Using this knowledge base one can deduce and answer new questions of law by using the principles of “biblical exegesis”, that is, critical explanation and interpretation of text.

If we take a look at this line of logic one can see a path toward an answer to many problems of the interpretations of halakhah. The technology generation must learn what has been written by the sages before and try to apply it to life. In our attempts to understand such massive amounts of information we are bound to make our own annotations. In a society such as ours, a globalized tech driving world, we must work to create something like Maimonides work. Just as he took a large amount of complicated and outdated literature and coded it, we must work to insure we do the same. We must continue the quest for critical explanations. In short, “instead of looking to halachka to know what to do, look instead to the problems we have and use halachka for inspiration on how to solve them”.

Rivka

In a world were for every rabbinical will, there is a halachkic way, what do we do to answer questions about that which is new? Where do we find the rulings that allows one to live life in the real, current world? In the following ideas I wish to illuminate one path.

In size and scope, as well as organization, Maimonides’ Mishneh Torah ranks among the greatest and most innovative Jewish legal texts of all time. In its day, it was ground-breaking for its novel system of codifying halakhah. In the more than 800 years since its composition, it remains matchless in its “lucidity and breadth”. By his own account, Maimonides invested ten years of incessant drafting, revising, and editing in this work.

The idyllic world of the Mishnah, however, is not a world of uniformity; far from it. The vast majority of passages in the Mishnah contains a dispute between different rabbinic sages. When does one begin the morning prayers? How does one constitute a Jewish marriage? How much drawn water invalidates a ritual bath? On all of these issues and on thousands of similar issues, the Mishnah includes various opinions. The trouble we have today is that the modern world, the world of technology and tolerance, has yet to see its Maimonides. We don’t have an updated Mishneh Torah. So what do we do? Let’s look closer at what one can do with the law.

Let us work toward the idea that instead of using the law to isolate, we can find ways in the law to make society more open and more tolerant. Where the law is intolerant, let us find justifications for how it can be changed. This leads to questions we must ask about Mishnah. Why are the opinions of the minority included with the opinions of the majority even though the law is not like them? This may be so that a later court can examine their words and might also rely upon them. (Mishnah Eduyot 1:3).

While one could determine law based upon the Mishnah, its intention was to train the sages in thinking through the legal issues that inform the halakhah. Similarly in history each sage, according to his own potential, would write notes for himself of what he heard regarding the explanation of the Torah, its laws, and the new concepts that were deduced in each generation concerning laws that were not communicated by the oral tradition. Using this knowledge base one can deduce and answer new questions of law by using the principles of “biblical exegesis”, that is, critical explanation and interpretation of text.

If we take a look at this line of logic one can see a path toward an answer to many problems of the interpretations of halakhah. The technology generation must learn what has been written by the sages before and try to apply it to life. In our attempts to understand such massive amounts of information we are bound to make our own annotations. In a society such as ours, a globalized tech driving world, we must work to create something like Maimonides work. Just as he took a large amount of complicated and outdated literature and coded it, we must work to insure we do the same. We must continue the quest for critical explanations. In short, “instead of looking to halachka to know what to do, look instead to the problems we have and use halachka for inspiration on how to solve them”.

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Why I Am PunkTorah

Tzitzit, used by Creative Commons permission. Photo by 'AngerBoy'

You’ve probably read Patrick’s Jewcy blog post called, “You Might Be PunkTorah If…”. If not, here’s a link.
Read it.
It’s good.
It’s funny and it’s true.
It’s funny because it’s true.

It also made me think about why I helped co-found with PunkTorah. I think it stems from a sense of outsider-ness.

My wife and I go to Tot Shabbat services. We have a two year old. We stand around talking to other parents and we realize:

WE ARE NOT THESE PEOPLE

They seem like they are so much older, but they’re not.

They talk about their mortgages.
We stand there nodding our heads, trying to interject and talk about the concert we went to the night before, the religious ecstasy of watching another human being bare their soul in front of other people.
They wear khakis and polo shirts.
I wear my tzizits, a t-shirt and jeans.
They like pastels.
I have tattoos.
They’ve got paintings on the walls of their homes.
We have a giant pirate flag on ours.
They watch “Grey’s Anatomy”.
We watch South Park and our friends bands.
They read Tom Clancy and John Grisham.
We read Neil Gaiman and Michael Chabon.

This is not to look down on responsible adults. This is only to ask:
Where do they come from? What happened to the promise of grown-up suburbia? Did my wife and I miss an exit somewhere?
I mean, we are responsible. We pay our bills. We take great care of our daughter. We go to work and pay our taxes. I guess it’s just that we don’t fit in the Dockers and loafers lifestyle.
So we temple shop. We go to services everywhere we can. We stand around with the other “adults” and wait for the opportunity to name drop some underground bands. We mention Matthue Roth or Y-Love, G_dcast, the religious orientation of Benjamin Grimm*, looking for a glimmer of recognition, a slight nod from another weirdo like us, hoping against hope that someone will hear us, someone will recognize the passwords to this secret club that we didn’t even know we belong to and show us the clubhouse we didn’t even know existed.

Well, if you’re looking for it, relax.

We’re here.

And you are welcome.

*If you said “Thing!” and “Jewish”, you are awesome.

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The Torah Is Like (Bottled) Water

The words of Torah are likened to water, as it is written, O all who thirst, come for water, (Is. 55:1)
Just as water goes from one end of the earth to the other, so does Torah go from one end of the earth to the other;
Just as water is a life source, so is Torah a source of life; Just as water is free to all, so is Torah a free commodity;
Just as water comes from heaven, so too is the Torah’s origin in heaven;
Just as water makes many sounds, so is the Torah heard in many voices;
Just as water quenches one’s thirst, so does Torah satisfy the soul;
Just as water cleanses the body from impurity, so does Torah cleanse the soul;
Just as water originates in tiny drops and accumulates into mighty streams and rivers, so the Torah is acquired word by word today, verse by verse tomorrow;
Just as water descends from a high altitude, so does Torah depart from haughty individuals and remain in individuals who are humble and modest;
Just as water is not kept in silver or gold vessels, but the simplest [clay], so Torah is retained by those who are simple; Just as a scholar is not embarrassed to ask a student, ‘pass me some water,’ a scholar is not embarrassed to learn from a student a chapter, a verse, a word, or even a letter;
Just as someone who does not know how to swim is drowned in water, so is Torah – if one doesn’t know how to ‘swim’ one can drown in it. (Shir HaShirim Rabbah I:19)

It’s cool to imagine the Torah as water. But as a modern reader, I have a really hard time making this poem relevant to my life.

Those who thirst may go to water, but they aren’t going to the tiny drops of streams and rivers. They’re going to the faucet. And if they don’t have a faucet, they are going to a murky puddle poisoned by a chemical waste dump. And of course, this all assumes they can afford it. The writer makes the not-so-timeless assumption that water is free to all. And although water is not kept in silver or gold, it is kept in plastic bottles, a process which is not simple at all.

So what are we supposed to do with this text? I’d love to know your thoughts.

Photo credit to NYTimes.com

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PunkTorah Radio: Outsiders

Shalom y’all! This week Michael and Patrick talk more about being an “outsider” in a mainstream Jewish world. What does that even mean? You gotta listen to find out!

PunkTorah Radio: Outsiders

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Parshah Terumah: Tents and Tents-Ability

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In this week’s Torah portion, Hashem tells us all about the construction of the Sanctuary, how big each piece of acacia wood needs to be, what kind of cloth to make the tents and curtains out of, even how many boards to use when making the Sanctuary walls! (It’s 48, by the way.)

What we are seeing this week is G-d specifically communicating how to make a space in which to dwell, how to create a holy place to house G-d’s presence among us.

There are a few other things that stand out this week as well.

The people of Israel are called to bring offerings to help build the Sanctuary. Notice though, that they aren’t commanded to bring offerings, but Hashem says “from every person whose heart inspires him to generosity”. We are shown that the only way we can build a space for G-d to dwell among us is if we give freely and generously to make this space complete. It has to happen through our free will. G-d doesn’t just magically appear in our lives, we have to give to make it happen. And not only give, but work! Throughout the portion G-d tells us over and over, very specifically and repeating instructions many times, exactly how to build what is needed for Hashem’s presence to be amidst us. This tells us that not only to we have to give, but we have to work, and work hard. Anything that is worth doing is worth doing right. And G-d tells us so. Does Hashem really need a tent made of goat skins or gold covered acacia wood poles? Probably not. But we are called to give generously of our time, our sweat, and our prized possessions, in order to create a space of holiness in the world.

Another point is the constant demonstration that happens through the textile arts. Hashem says to make numerous multicolored curtains, and to connect them with each other with loops and clasps, so that, as the Torah says, “the Mishkan will be one”. Only through the presence of Hashem can the many become one, echad. This miracle of unity is only available through the power of Hashem’s presence.

Most strikingly, however, is the fact that this sanctuary that is being built is portable. The Israelites were to keep G-d’s presence with them wherever they went. G-d travels with us. G-d has brought us out of Mitzrayim, the narrow places, and reminds us that as long as we create that space, G-d will be with us.

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PunkTorah Radio: Living A Jewish Life Online

This week we discuss whether it is possible to live a Jewish life online. You probably already know our answer, but there’s more! And, Werewolf Bar Mitzvah! Aaah-ooooooooooooooh!

PunkTorah Radio: Living A Jewish Life Online

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PunkTorah Radio: Kosher Vegan Cookbooks and Birthday Trees


This week is all about Kosher Vegans, Tu B’Shvat and a big OneShul announcement!

PunkTorah Radio: Kosher Vegan Cookbooks and Birthday Trees

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PunkTorah Radio: RADIO!!

It’s here! It’s here!

This week we try something a little different! The podcast is a half-hour glimpse into the musical habits of the PunkTorah World Headquarters. A solid thirty, uh, something, minutes of cool Jewish music that we listen to, some you’ve probably never heard before! So get ready to take a musical journey!

PunkTorah Radio: RADIO!

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Play List:

1. Rav Avraham Kook (by White Shabbos- Shabbos Holy Shabbos)

2. Mezuzah (by The Macaroons- Let’s Go Coconuts!)

3. Shalom Aleichem (by Tzipia- Tzipia)

4. I Love Torah (by Moshiach Oi!- Better Get Ready)

5. The Binding of Isaac (The Silence) (by Matt Bar- Bible Raps)

6. Ballad of the Exiled Prince (by The Mongrel Jews- Songs For A Minor)

7. Kahn (by CAN!!CAN- Monster and Healers)

8. Big Water (by  Shalom Feivel & Rocky Mountain Jewgrass- Live At Swallow Hill)

9. It’s All G!D (by Eprhyme- WAYWORDWONDERWILL)

10. The World Turns ON A Dime (by Clare Burson- Silver and Ash)

11. Let There Be Peace (by Trudy Kisser, Bobby Wolf, Herbert Novacek & Shlomo Carlebach- Shlomo Carlebach Live)

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PunkTorah Radio: The Times, They Are A-Changing…

This week is part one of a talk with a good friend of ours, Rabbi Menachem Cohen of Mitztiut and The Night Ministry. Check it out! And take a look at his community if you are in the Chicago area!

PunkTorah Radio: The Times, They Are A-Changing…

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God Doesn’t Care If You Wear A Black Hat

By Heshy Fried (Originally Posted Here)

The RaHaF ZT”L in his sefer nefesh hahesh brings down a story of a man who left his body and went to the beis din sehl mala where he spoke to God about gaining entry into Olam Habah:

I saw a long table that was catered by someone I would have never eaten by in my physical body, it was laid out for all to see and everyone was standing around scratching their heads wondering how a triangle-K caterer got this gig when he came up to the heavens.

God sat at the end of the table eating herring and kichel, talking in Torah to some of the clean shaven folks with knitted yarmulkes, can you imagine that? Imagine the pain I felt when I had to step onto end endless line, let me tell you, this was worse than any DMV you’ve ever been to, there was no information desk. There was only an infinitely long line of black hats stretching for eons, angels poured us drinks, but we noticed that they didn’t have four hechsherim on them so no one took any – the angels looked pleased with this result.

Then I noticed this really quick moving line of people, they all looked different, sure there were some black hat wearers on it, but I saw kippah srugas, women and even a few folks not wearing yarmulkes, I even saw a woman wearing pants and not covering her hair. Our line had no women on it, I assumed because we were the most frum of everyone, I assumed that ours was separate because we were most frum, I assumed it was moving by so slowly because we all had so many mitzvos that it took forever to weigh the scales, watch the video of our lives and receive the obvious entry into gan eden, but this is not what happened.

It seemed like forever, but I finally got my turn, I noticed that the guy before me looked a little shocked, he adjusted his hat, brim down this time and walked solemnly along to his destiny – I wondered if all those stories about us sitting in the bleachers while we watched the gedolim learning in the heavenly beis medrish were true, I really hoped I got a good seat.

God didn’t speak to me, he had a mediator and it wasn’t really a he, someone may say it could have been a she. I asked the mediator if she thought was tznius that I was talking to God via a woman, how they could allow women into such a holy place. God laughed and everything shook, he made the mediator disappear, I heard nods of approval coming from the line behind me, my black hat brethren knew it was untznius – was it true that God gave us yetzer harah’s even in the heavens.

“Why are you shaking like that?” God roared…”do you think shuckeling is something that is appropriate to do when standing in front of a king?”

I had no idea what to say, I honestly thought the faster and more violent you shook during prayer, the better it was, I had seen the other holy people doing it. “I see here in the ledger that you were kind to your in laws” Very important to be kind to those you hate, but what about all of the goyim and non-black hat Jews you disparaged at the shabbos table? “You could have told divrei torah instead”

I tried to speak, but he wouldn’t let me, I felt like Pharaoh having his heart hardened. I wanted to ask him about speaking against those who were evil, the goyim who didn’t keep the shiva mitzvos, the Jews who didn’t keep shabbos, but my mouth was froze as God roared at me again. “You stole, cheated and lied – you cared more about what your fellow man thought than I and for that I sentence you to the mandatory 11 months at the all you can eat Kiddush with long arms tied to the wall”

Unfortunately the sefer hanefesh of the RaHaF was lost, so most people continued to wear black hats regardless of the fact that God didn’t care and besides the RaHaF also known as Rav Heshy Fried Shlita wrote his sefer hanefesh at a time when black hats were worn by the goyim as well, so they may have been a fashion statement rather than the halacha l’maissa they have become today.

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