What you wear is often a symbol of who you are as a person. So too is the kippah. Velvet? Clearly religious. Knit? Clearly Amalek (according to some unruly folks).

The worst is if you wear the rayon skullcaps they give you in shul outside of a religious setting. It’s like wearing short pants and a sweater.

More gory details in the video above. Note that this video is meant in the spirit of fun!

Written by Rabbi Patrick