White is Right (in this context anyway)

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What do we as Jews do that makes us so deserving of G-d’s praise and warm light? What have we done in order to wear white on Yom Kippur and not deem ourselves hypocrites within the halls of our shuls and the streets of our communities? White is such an unflattering color! Yet, this white [...]

Stereotypes Wear Different Jewish Faces

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We as the new revolution of Jews ask ourselves about how we feel in social situations in regards to our religion. Is it okay to marry a gentile? Do I have to go to Passover at my cousin’s house when I might be able to visit with friends instead? There’s a holiday party with beer [...]

Jewniks of the 21st Century

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Kerouac had no intention of being connected to Judaism, but he captures what Jews in their teens, 20’s, 30’s (and even those above) are reaching for…

A Letter to my Besheret (Soul Mate)

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Dear Besherit: Thanks for not showing up again. Oh, wait… I should start this out a little nicer…

You’re not Jewing it Right!

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I had a friendly debate with a gentlemen I was meeting about what it means to be Jewish. He challenged my opinions, but I did not feel like he was being rude or even trying to convince me another way. This friendly exchange is rare, so I took to him pretty quickly. As it turns [...]

I Named My Avayrot (sins) “Willow” and “Phoebe”

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There is a very large debate in some sects of the Jewish world about pets and how to deal with their “circumstances”. Some people believe you cannot spay or neuter a pet because it is against Torah. This leaves a huge problem in our animal world. A rescue kitty or pup is only allowed to [...]

7 Jewish Kids At Church?

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I ran into one of my elementary school teachers just the other day. I used to love seeing her at school because she was the only Jewish teacher and I also could see her at temple with her twin girls. Beautiful young women they were. I used to watch what they wore, how they did [...]

Why Mixing Isn’t Always What It’s Cracked Up To Be: A Lesson on Leshon Hara

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Jewish Mixers and a lesson on why mixing isn’t always what it is cracked up to be: A lesson on Leshon Horrah…. So it is clear that Jewish mixers are an invention from the Jewish grandmother. They’re sly and cunning and deceptively alluring with food and other freebies. As the summer time warms our beaches [...]

Judaism, Transcendentalism, and Public Schools

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Of course as a public school teacher I need the time to rant about how I educate students about ideologies that are not my own. It makes perfect sense to me, when this becomes my thought process: In 1794 Thomas Paine wrote about Deism through his novel “The Age of Reason”. Unlike any author before [...]

Thunder From Down Under Ain’t Kosher!

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By YentaPunker There are plenty of rabbis and Jewish mothers that would cringe and make “Oy vey” commentary, but how could one resist to blog about the truth? The truth of the matter is that I was schlept to Thunder from Down Under in Vegas last week for a bachelorette party. Now, lets paint the [...]