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NewKosher Goes Live…Again!

We’re thrilled to announce that NewKosher is back and better than ever! With a new mission statement, new volunteer director and new, delicious recipes, NewKosher is not your bubbie’s Jewish food website.

NewKosher is all about making delicious food for you, your friends and your family. We fully back the idea that anything can be kosher if you put the thought and creativity into it! We offer many vegetarian, vegan and healthy options.

At NewKosher we promise:

  • All of our recipes are pork, shellfish and other non-kosher animal free
  • No recipes or menus will mix meat and milk
  • All of our recipes are tried and tested
  • That when the ingredients of certain products (fish sauce, baked beans, etc.) are potentially not kosher, we will suggest a known kosher-certified brand.
  • To post any and every (kosher) recipe you send in!

We have two different parts of the website. The first is full menus for events, parties and everyday meals. The second is our Recipe Box, which is an archive of all the recipes on NewKosher. We have different bloggers who contribute to NewKosher on a regular basis and we also encourage you to submit your own recipes and menus. We provide recipe cards for all set menus and also include a printable shopping list.

Additionally, we feature Jewish parties and events. Do you and your friends throw amazing Shabbat dinner parties? Let us know! Do you and your parents make a special meal for a certain holiday? Send it in! Throwing a party for a holiday, bridal shower or birthday? Check out NewKosher for special menus, party themes, and custom invitations. For more information, click on the Host a Party tab.

We hope you use NewKosher as the resource for all your kosher cooking!

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Robo-Goys, Kosher Phones and Other Jewish Technological Innovations

People don’t like to think very far into the future. I understand that: I can barely think about next week, let alone a decade from now.

But if the Tribe is going to survive, we need to learn to adapt. Judaism came from a pre-modern era. Now, more than ever, we need to find creative ways to use technology to bring the Tribe into the 21st Century…kicking and screaming if we have to.

So here are five technological innovations, which I feel will greatly improve Jewish life and further the Jewish People.

Twitter Minyans: It makes no sense to me that technology and prayer have not been fused together. Most of the prayers are short enough that they will work in Twitter, and we can shorten the other ones to fit in the 150 character box.

Digital Shabbos Candles: There’s nothing that requires a Shabbos candle be a physical candle (haters beware, I did look in Code of Jewish Law for this), so we can assume that a candle screen saver would work just as well for Friday night. If you want something a little more low-tech, a simple flashlight would work just as well. But remember that if you do that, you have to let the battery run out, as switching the light off is “work.”

Robot Shabbos Goys: Need a Shabbos goy but don’t want to bother the nice Christian family next door? In the future, we’ll have robots to do that for us. Even today, modern conveniences like the Roomba by iRobot take away any pressure to work on Shabbat.

Kosher iPhone: The future is here and it’s called the iPhone. iBlessing and ParveOMeter are two amazing iPhone/iTouch apps to appease the yiddishkeit desire to introduce efficiency into the Jewish lifestyle. Future apps that I would like to see include the Modeh Ani alarm clock and a call-your-mother app that sends pre-recorded voicemails to your mom, letting her know you haven’t dropped out of med school (yet)!

Insta-Conversion: Utilizing the power of the Internet, we can completely re-think how new Jews are brought into the Tribe. The general requirements are a pre-interview, some kind of Judaism 101 class, Bet Din, bris, mikvah and a public ceremony. If we break this down, we find that most of this can be done quickly and efficiently, utilizing e-technology. Pre-conversion interviews between rabbi and convert can easily be done via IM or Skype. Classes can be modeled after distance learning with e-books to read and online exams. The Bet Din can be turned into a teleconference, or again, another Skype adventure. The bris (for men) and mikvah would need to be in person, but as far as I’m concerned a public ceremony could be a mass update on your Facebook/Myspace/Twitter. We could also use webcams to broadcast this event.

Stay tuned; I am sure I’ll come up with more.

Originally posted on Jewcy.com and photo stolen from Scienceandhalacha.org

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We’re Coming To Chicago!

The G-d Project will be coming to Chicago, IL, May 10th and 11th to film your Jewish community! Help us set up opportunities to meet diverse groups of Jewish people and learn more about what you think about Jewish spirituality, Judaism, G-d, faith and more.

We’re looking for informal opportunities to meet different types of Jewish people to interview. Ideas include a morning minyan, lunch break, coffee, a Torah study group, basketball at the JCC…whatever! We’re coming to you!

Here’s our current schedule (always being updated):

Tuesday May 10th

7PM with GAN Project

Wedmesday May 11th

7PM with TBD Minyan & Leah Jones

Check out our Facebook event for more information. Make sure to email patrick@punktorah.org if you have any Chicago event ideas!

Originally posted on TheG-dProject.org

 

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Free Tuition To Girls Rock Camp Atlanta

PunkTorah has teamed up with Girls Rock Camp Atlanta to provide one lucky Jewish girl with the opportunity to go to summer day camp for wanna-be rockers! Learn an instrument, gain self esteem, meet other girls your age and get some serious mentorship from women in the music industry.

Experience the thrill of learning to play a loud instrument, forming your own band, writing your own music and lyrics, and performing in a live rock concert!

Girls Rock Camp ATL
For girls ages 10 – 16 (at the time of camp)
Monday, July 11 – Friday, July 15, 9:00a – 5:30p at Atlanta Charter Middle School
Saturday, July 16 Camper Showcase, time and location TBD

Campers choose to study guitar, bass, drums, or keyboards at camp, plus other performance, creative, empowerment, image, and identity workshops will be offered.

A girl does not have to have any prior musical experience, nor does she have to have her own instrument…if she doesn’t have her own instrument the camp will loan her one to use for the week.

Send us an email to patrick@punktorah.org with a message about why your daughter/granddaughter/niece/neighbor/whatever should get a chance to go to Girls Rock Camp! Some things to think about…

Does the girl demonstrate need, financial and/or otherwise?
Would the girl enjoy the experience?  Not sure, ask her.
Girls Rock Camp ATL prioritizes empowerment and collaboration, has she shown she respects others?
Will transportation to and from our locations be a problem?
Lunch is pack your own but we may provide for girls in need, keep in mind we’re not a kosher camp.
Will our camp days and hours conflict with her religious and other commitments?
Will rock and roll, self/creative expression, and inclusion themes threaten/interfere with her comfort?

The final entry will be chosen at random on Monday, May 9th at 2PM EST.

ENTRIES MUST BE SUBMITTED BY MONDAY, MAY 9TH AT 1PM EST.

This contest is open to any self-identifying Jewish girl in the metro Atlanta area regardless of synagogue membership, Jewish background or history, etc. Relatives of PunkTorah employees or board members may not enter.

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Count Chocula The Omer

“Baruch atah A-donai E-loheinu Melekh Ha-olam asher kid’shanu b’mitzvotav v’tzivanu al S’firat Ha-omer.”
The worst part of Passover, hands down, is giving up leaven. But just because you can’t eat decent breakfast cereal doesn’t mean that your favorite breakfast cereal characters can’t help you count the Omer! And since we’re talking about “counts”, I know the perfect person to help out…
Count Chocula will be helping us Count the Omer on Facebook starting today! Make sure to follow the Count as he leads us through this amazing time of reflection.
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Submit Your Entries to the NEW OneShul Siddur

Every year, the PunkTorah/OneShul community comes together to write the Community Siddur. And we need your help to make the next siddur bigger and better!

Below are just a few ideas to get you started. You can submit the original Orthodox Hebrew prayer (transliterated), your own prayer in any language, a poem, a meditation…whatever your heart moves you to. Don’t be afraid to be original (blessing of the pets? blessing for checking your email?) and feel free to submit as many pieces as you would like. Just email patrick@punktorah.org to sign up. Hurry! People have already started signing up.

Morning Brachot – Gabe M.

Morning Service

  • Meditations Before Prayer
  • Morning Blessings
  • P’sukei d’Zimra (with Psalms)
  • Shema and it’s blessings and related passages
  • Shemoneh Esrei
  • Hallel
  • Torah reading (Mondays, Thursdays, Shabbat and holidays)
  • Aleinu, Ashrei (Psalm 145), and other closing prayers, Psalms and hymns

Additional Service (Musaf)

  • Shemoneh Esrei
  • Aleinu and other closing prayers, Psalms and hymns

Afternoon Mincha Service

  • Ashrei (Psalm 145)
  • Shemoneh Esrei
  • Aleinu

Evening Service (Ma’ariv)

  • Shema and it’s blessings and related passages
  • Shemoneh Esrei
  • Aleinu
  • Bedtime Shema

Kabbalat Shabbat and Maariv Evening Service

  • Shabbat Candle Lighting
  • Psalm 95, 86, 97, 98, 99
  • Lecha Dodi
  • Greeting Mourners
  • Psalm 92
  • Psalm 93
  • Mourners Kaddish
  • Rabbis Kaddish
  • Barchu
  • Maariv Aravim
  • Mi Shebeirach
  • Ahavat Olam
  • Shema
  • Hashkiveinu
  • V’shamru
  • Amidah
  • Yidal
  • Adon Olam

Shabbat Home

  • Shalom Aleichem
  • Kiddush – Patrick Aleph
  • Woman of valor/Man of valor/Person of valor
  • Blessing of children – Shaun Sarvis
  • Mnucha v’simcha
  • Birkat Hamazon – NewKosher.org

Shabbat Morning Service

  • Morning Meditations
  • Psalm 30
  • 1 Chronicles 16:8-38
  • Psalm 19
  • Psalm 33
  • Psalm 34
  • Psalm 91
  • Psalm 98, 121, 122, 123, 124
  • Psalm 135, 136
  • Psalm 92
  • Psalm 93
  • Ashrei and Psalm 145
  • Psalm 146, 147, 148, 149, 150,
  • 1 Chronices 29:10-13
  • Nehemiah  9:6-11
  • Exodus 14:30-1
  • The Song at the Sea (Exodus 15:1-18)
  • Nishmat
  • Sho-chein Ad
  • Yish Tabach
  • Shacharit Shema
  • Shacharit Amida
  • Shacharit Closing
  • Shabbat Musaf
  • Havdalah

Holidays and Simcha

  • Rosh HaShanah
  • Yom Kippur
  • Simchat Torah
  • Hanukkah
  • Tu B’Shevat
  • Purim
  • Passover
  • Counting The Omer
  • Lag B’Omer
  • Shavuot
  • Sukkot
  • Tish B’Av
  • Tu B’Av
  • Kapparot

Additional Brachot

  • Ritual Hand Washing
  • Mikvah
  • Mezuzah
  • Shehecheyanu – Patrick Aleph
  • On hearing good news
  • On hearing bad news
  • For witnessing phenomena
  • Separating challah
  • Immersing utensils in mikvah
  • Travelers prayer -Shaun Sarvis
  • Prayer for rain/nature
  • Consecration of a house
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Jewlicious 7.0

Jewlicious 7.0 Review or in short, Fool’s Gold is awesome live. Drink yer wine in the car first.

Early arrival at Jewlicious with a Saturday night concert only ticket means no entrance until the start of the show promptly at 9:30pm. Boo! What will you get for being half an hour early? An amazing conversation (free of charge) with a security guard who likes to ramble about how much the Jewish folk keep feeding him (well what did you expect, Sir? You should come over for Shabbos dinner sometime). For good measure, and just to make sure we were clear on how well he was being fed, he threw in a tidbit about all the food his Hispanic lady was also feeding him. We decided to leave and come back, all the while pondering if by his Hispanic lady he meant his girlfriend/cleaning lady/personal chef???

That left us to our own devices. Getting ice cream seemed like a logical choice for kicking off a night of good, Jewish fun. So off to Baskin Robbins we went.

Dear Long Beach, Los Coyotes Diag is a confusing street with an even more confusing and strange name. Some diag you got there! Whatever that means. So clearly from there we needed to unscramble our minds and let loose for all the dancing that would shortly ensue. Pre-show partying continued next door at the local supermarket where we found ourselves some mini bottles of Gallo cabernet. If only Manishevitz made small bottles of wine! Dear Manishevitz, get on it!

Back to the show we went, now a little late, we caught the tail end of Kosha Dillz’s set. He definitely knew how to get the small, but enthusiastic, crowd going, jumping up and down and stirring up energy with a lot of call and response. (When I say Kosha, you say Dillz!) However, I probably could’ve done without the sweatpants song. I like sweatpants. I like songs. I don’t like sweatpants songs. Rappers have been wearing baggy clothes, sweatpants included, for a long time, old news. A couple Jewlicious festivals ago he donned a sequin hat with elephants on it. Now that’s an article of clothing I wanna hear about.

Soul Farm was a welcome addition to the lineup. The dancing progressed in intensity as these guys brought out the most eclectic sounds of the night; influences from rock to bluegrass, vocals in Hebrew and English, and instruments from hand drums to mandolin, really made Soul Farm a special treat. I looked back later to find a note I had typed up on my phone ‘Soul Farm sounds like bluegrass Smashing Pumpkins with Pete Seeger covers, heavy hand drums and celtic mandolin. More mando(lin)! (The wine may have also begun kicking in more right around this time). This was country fried, kick your shoes off, get down music.

The expected highlight of the evening was Jewlicious newcomers, Fool’s Gold. I was particularly excited about seeing them since I had missed their previous show with Local Natives. Indie music scenesters had finally made their way to Jewlicious! Rabbi Yonah gave a special introduction and without further ado, they went to town with their special worldy, rhythm driven, dance worthy, chant-with-the-tribe lyrics, musical blend. Now Stop for a minute. Open up a new tab or window on your computer. Go to Youtube and listen to a few songs by Fool’s Gold, if you haven’t already. Try ‘Poseidon’, ‘Nadine’, and ‘Surprise Hotel’. It’s good right. Your head is bopping along, your hands are drumming on your desk, you can dig it. Now here’s a question, do you have any urge, whatsoever, to do the electric slide??? Because for some reason, unbeknownst to me, the Jewlicious crowd seemed to think this was a good idea. Did 1993 call? Because it would like the electric slide back, thanks!

I’m all about having a good time and dancing it up but this was beyond my inner music snob’s comprehension. Shout out to singer Luke Top for kicking it back to 1993 in a different way, by throwing in the old school kid’s song ‘Ha Kova Sheli’! Seemed like not much of the crowd, except me, remember the musical glory days of Hebrew school though, as much as Luke and I; they watched on in slight confusion as he sang it, until finally he exclaimed, “C’mon I thought you guys were Jewish.” In the end, Fools Gold finished out their set with percussion instruments in one hand and with their other arms around each other in a semi circle. That brotherly/sisterly tribal vibe emanated from between the musicians and onto the crowd, resulting in a feeling of unity—which is ultimately Jewlicious’ goal—to connect and bring together all different types of Jews.

The hippie vibes continued with Acharit Hayamim closing out the show. Our ‘Gallo’ haze and dancing had left us happy but weathered already and we left as the crowd danced it off into the wee hours. All in all, the Jewlicious concert left us with good vibes and worn out feet as any good concert should. Little tweaks, such as entrance times and ‘no electric slide’ warning signs, would be useful but there’s always next year. L’shana ha’ba’ah b’Jewlicious Festival!

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Jewish Crusties, Unite!

I’m a middle class loser sellout. I have a nice apartment, I shop at the organic farmers market and I have a good job and dork around on my laptop all day.

If I were a real Jew, I’d be a Crustie.

Crusties are a subculture of urban nomads with ties to the gutter punk and hippie movements. The actual term “Crustie” comes from the crust that develops on your newly pierced body, though Crusties are known more for being dirty, smelly, hungry and perpetually homeless. Many have quasi-anarchist political leanings that are anti-capitalist and anti-conformity.

While true Crusties in the 80′s and 90′s sense don’t exist like they used to, homeless Travel Kids who adopt the nomadic lifestyle are in full force. I’ve known a few and they have a pretty interesting perspective on life.

The Jewish People have been crusty Travel Kids for generations. Only now have we truly settled down in the Western World and made a mainstream name for ourselves.

Part of me regrets that. I sometimes wish the Jews were still wandering. I wish we weren’t so settled.

For a long time, Michael and I have been talking about getting a van and traveling around America, helping small Jewish communities have services and Torah study. While we are both married, and he has a kid and is attending school, that aching part of yourself that wants to get rid of the apartment, sell your stuff, and live like a bohemian never goes away.

Shlomo Carlebach had it right: go forth and be blameless, just like our father Abraham. Be a nomad. Go where the people need you. Be a Crustie Travel Kid, for HaShem. They’ll call you a hippie, a loser, a rebel, an anti-social misfit. But G-d smiles and that’s what’s important.

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Holiness In Everything, part 3

Continued from part 2 and part 1 before that.

In the last installment, I said:

“Taking that a step further: if there is such variety and it doesn’t matter, why bother changing what I do? Why make myself crazy doing a little bit more when the distance to “good enough” (we won’t even bring “perfect” into this conversation) is so far away and there is no end in sight?

The whole thought makes the mitzvot into a daunting task (for me, at least), and makes those who work so hard to perform them with diligence and devotion appear to be misguided at best.”

That’s a question that has been dogging me for a while. As my family and I delve deeper into our traditions and discover the honest-to-goodness joys of Judaism, I keep wondering (not to mention being asked by well-meaning but dubious friends and relatives) where it’s all going to end.

Why are we doing this? Sure it’s fun. And it’s more satisfying than taking up golf, and it’s safer than skydiving (except maybe the part about kashering your kitchen). But why the constant push to take on another mitzvah? Who was I trying to impress?

Then I found it – a coherent answer framed in a way that actually makes sense:

Blu Greenberg wrote “How to Run a Traditional Jewish Household“. In that book she gives a lot of solid, common-sense information about everything from when (and how) to light Shabbat candles to  the vagaries of modest dress; from the sublime joy of Shabbat naps to getting kosher meat delivered (and what state it will be in when it arrives).

But along the way she gives some insight into why anyone would want to do all this stuff:

“What Judaism says in effect is this: Yes, commemorating a unique event in history is a holy experience, but so is the experience of waking up alive each morning, or eating to nourish the body, or having sex with one’s mate; so is the act of establishing clear demarcations between work and rest or investing everyday speech and dress with a measure of sanctity. Judaism takes the physical realities of life and imposes on them a set of rules or rituals. By doing so, it transforms this reality or that basic necessity oflife into something beyond itself. That is the heart of the Jewish Way.”

In the moment I read that small paragraph, I stopped feeling like I was in some race where the other runners were not only beating me to the finish line, but circling the track and passing me again and again.

Those guys walking around in peyot and grizzly adams beards; the ones who rush before and after work to daven 3 times a day as if their life depended on it; the ones who practically interrupt their own thoughts so they can say a blessing over one little thing or another: those guys are not jockeying for points, or trying to out-do the person next to them.

They are doing it because each extra little nuance turns what was a typical, normal, forgettable moment into a holy moment; each meaningless disposable item into a holy item with a divine purpose.

Why would I keep going, keep taking on new mitzvot or deepening my observance of commandments I already observe? I would do so when it would make the experience that much more wondrous and sacred.

Where, then will I draw the line? Where is the “there” I’ve been seeking in this essay? When taking on or extending a mitzvah would honestly bring no further sense of sanctity; when it would only represent one more chore I’d be loath to do. Then that’s my que to hold in place, to look around, to celebrate the holiness in the world.

And to be open to the moment when it’s time to move forward again.

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PunkTorah Radio: White Stripes and Martian Bread

This week we talk about the White Stripes, Jewish movements, and the secret to Martian brachot (blessings). Check it out!

PunkTorah Radio: White Stripes and Martian Bread

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