Redneck Teaches Rosh Hashanah

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Your favorite banjo playing Georgia boy brings you a few kind words about the Jewish new year. L’Shana Tovah! Share this:

Parshah Nitzavim-Vayelech

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Children are a real pain. But G-d loves us, so it all sorta works out in the end.

Eat, Pray, Fight…With Your Wife (Parshat Ki Tavo)

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What Do Apples, Prayer and Fighting With Your Girlfriend Have In Common? (Ki Tavo) I’m psyched about Rosh Hashanah. I’m supposed to say that for spiritual reasons. But really, I like apples and honey. This week’s Torah portion is about fruit. The first fruit, in fact. We’re supposed to give that up as a sacrifice [...]

Parshah Ki Teitzei

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More commandments in this Torah portion than any other. So this will be like a dvar on a dvar. How do we make these commandments work in daily life? Two ways: taking the past and make yourself an extension of it. Saying to yourself, “this is the way it was back then, and so this [...]

Parshat Shoftim: Quit Being a Power Nazi

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This week’s Torah portion talks justice, but justice can’t be administered by one person…

Parshah Re’eh

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Deuteronomy 11:26-16:17 Monotheism in a nutshell, all laid out. Make the change you want to see! Share this:

Parshat Ekev: Is G-d A Genocidal Maniac?

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Christopher Hitchens made me wonder if G-d is a genocidal maniac. But a steady stream of “nerd movies” proved that wrong…

Parshat Va’etchanan

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Religion, for many Jews, is a meritocracy. Where you went to college/yeshiva, what branch of Judaism ordained you, what rabbis you studied under, what level of kashrut, negiah, shabbat you keep. This is a litmus test for how-Jewishly-you-can-be-trusted. The more hardcore you are, the better, even if people think that your understanding of Judaism is [...]

Tisha B’Av: We Messed Up!

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PunkTorah will be holding an interactive online Lamentation. Together we will mourn and lament. Right here! At 9:15 PM Central. Participate in the “build-a-lamentation” where we will work together to create a work to be featured on PunkTorah.org! Tonight starts the fast of Tisha B’Av, the ninth of Av. What does that mean? There are [...]

Parshah Devarim

Deuteronomy 1:1-3:22 It’s hard enough imagining a time without the internet, let alone books. But that’s what it’s like to be an ancient Hebrew. Moses keeps repeating these same stories about the People over and over again, not because he’s lecturing or thinks that the Hebrews are too stupid to remember, but because there isn’t [...]